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Humans realise...  'it's up to us' to mess things up for ourselves on a global warming level...

The clock is ticking...

(Says man from Dudley in the Midlands.)


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January 2016

Con Merchants



Traffic TV and Orange are rip off merchants - Check your bills!

After being contacted recently we have discovered that Orange and Traffic TV (MXDATA Limited) are conning customers by automatically charging for services which you haven't requested. On investigation of such a case it was highlighted that Orange and MXDATA Limited who own and operate TRAFFIC TV did a deal whereas users were given an app that was free initially but unless you opted out they would then bill monthly at a charge of £3.33 per month + VAT. On discussion with a victim of this it has been discovered that he has been charged for this 'unknown app' since 2008.

Having contacted both parties it is apparant they have little to no acceptance that they are autosubscribing customers to a service and charging for such. They are also not prepared to issue refunds on highlighting the complaint.

Several other clients have been victims of this arrangement between both parties and on a quick search of the internet it is quite evident that this issue has affected many customers on the Orange platform.

http://www.thisismoney.co.uk/money/bills/article-2285809/Sneaky-Orange-Mobile-TV-app-added-56-phone-I-noticed.html

http://www.thisismoney.co.uk/money/bills/article-3359151/I-received-316-refund-EE-billed-traffic-TV.html

It is apparent that both companies do not accept the logic that consumers 'need to agree' to pay for services not have them automatically added and billed as this is obviously immoral practise and will be raised with Ofcom and other regulatory bodies until full remimbursement of charges is honoured by either the network provider or MXDATA LIMITED themselves.

Please contact us if you have been affected by this underhand and immoral business practise between both parties.






June 15

SWL team back after long period of absense. Something getting you mad? Get in touch.



December 2014
 
Happy Christmas everyone. Have fun.

November 2014
Nearly Wednesday and no air grabs yet this week? - Maybe you have depression?
SWL team offer this track to counter the blues on a Tuesday.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmeUuoxyt_E
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Why are women sooooooooo much better (than men) at wrapping presents and decorating Christmas Trees? - SWL team highlighting the questions YOU ask.
(**Update**) - Soooooomany women have been in touch to support this post. Apparently there is soooooooooo much more that women are better than men at?? (We shall see when we can get in the SWL offices front door by pushing back all the mail recieved over this hot topic!)
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Donnie Osman's new album - 'The Story of My Life' is fantastic. SWL team loving the tunes. 'Well Done Donnie!! You've still got it generations on' hails man from Chorley.
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Cadbury UK made aware of petition over coins. The headache for the chocolate giant continues....
(**Update:**) -  Cadbury UK Social Media none existant since news of the petition. The petition has had a surge of support with 27 votes 10 days in!! :/
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Air Grabs! - SWL Boss starts new trend.... See how many times you can get an air grab in in a week? The double air grab is the target although serious power ballad 80's stuff is required.
Ex:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ml8v8Q7Mf1M
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Fireworks night goes off with a bang.
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And so it begins..... SWL Team take on Cadbury over chocolate coins decision. 'We have already had correspondence with Cadbury over this horrific decision' SWL's boss commented. 'Thus far Cadbury's reasons and rationale hasn't really given credible answers to ruining a British tradition.' He went on.

As of today (1st Nov) SWL have started an e-campaign to continue to apply pressure on the owners.

 

**PLEASE HELP US PEOPLE!! SIGN THE PETITION!!**

https://you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/stop-cadbury-ruining-christmas?source=facebook-share-button&time=14148371
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X FACTOR UPDATE - IS THIS POSSIBLY THE CRAPEST YEAR FOR ANY REAL TALENT THAT YOU WOULD BUY AN ALBUM OF?



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October 2014
*** Breaking News!!***
OMG!!! - Cadbury's announce they will no longer make chocolate coins at Christmas!!!
SWL team inundated with mail and requests to sort it out and reverse this horrific decision. - By request we will be demanding answers from the owners. 'Christmas may just as well be cancelled then.' (says man from Luton.)
SWL now on front page of Google when you look for us. (#3 within 13 months) - Thank YOU People. YOU give us the ideas to get miffed or cross about. :-)

 
Is Autumn all it's cracked up to be?

106,000 VIEWS in 12 months for £44. Thanks guys! - SWL 2015 pledge. - 'We'll turn that frown upside down with what ever problem we are offered or complaint that needs addressing.
 
FRAUD - IS really going on in the UK. 'Upward trend' says man.

SWL boss instructed to leave office for mentioning Christmas shopping in October. (SWL boss has final approval on site content so as of 2nd October 2014 at 8.30pm it is - 83 DAYS, 3 HOURS, 30 MINUTES AND NIL SECONDS till Christmas. Yo ho ho. ;-) )
SWL Boss accused of aiming to be a 'Smug Bas'tard' fo two months of the year for getting all chrimbo pressies sorted before October end.
Life is FANTASTIC !! - Says man, who we know. 'Simple Principles' make solid foundation' he went on.
Quote of the Month;

'You know me, life doesn't get me down; I brighten it the fuck up & make it look good! ;-) (JP)
How can Tesco 'lose' £250 Million? SWL team contemplate having this amount of money to lose in the first place?


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Sept 2014 - Back to School.
Don't Go Scotland! - Final shout out to not fuck things up and divide the UK.
 
X FACTOR Auditions!!! - Another year of hopeful rejects you won't buy the album for if ever they are given the chance?
X Factor update!! - The start of X Factor indicates the start of the run in till Christmas as they probably try and peddle another crap track highlighting 'How crap life is unless you are strong'. ;-)
 
It's 11.34PM on the 1oth September 2014 and SWL editor has just offered 'it's 105 days, 0 hours, 26mins and 5 seconds tilll CHRISTMAS!!' Please feel free to complain in the strongest of fashions or offer ''will you 'f-off' with chrimbo chat in the first of September half of the month to our boss. Requested complaints to usual email address.
BEST COMPLAINT AND CLAIM FOR LOSS EVER PRESENTED! - details to follow...

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Aug 2014

We maybe back but 'overwhelming' demands in 'the wheels are coming of the system is the main gripe.

If it helps the 95k strong SWL audience. Sometimes SWL go quiet for a reason.....

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Jul 2014

We're back!  
'Everything's just shite, I reckon the wheels have come off the system'! - Says man from Walsall.
Tune of the Day; (quite apt)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpc8uZtKn7A
 
RAGE - Still happening wherever you look? Be careful where you look SWL team advises.
More Photo Funny Stuff. - OK we will try. (Turn that frown upside down shit).


 

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Jun 2014

No Updates - too busy
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May 2014

No Updates - too busy.

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Apr 2014

No Updates - too busy.

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Mar 2014
Are Airports and Flights the best place to meet new chicks? One man is convinced.
 
Vehicle Crime - A MASSIVE problem for car owners experts are saying. If you don't own a vehicle you are less likely to become a victim they went onto say.
 
It's Here! Is spring? - Sun's Oot!
Song of the week; 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8JkB-OR7H4
Elvis Costello at his very best.

SWL Phenomenon continues....  23,000+ views. (The fact we had to look up how to spell 'phenomenon' means we are working at taking our stuff seriously).

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Feb 2014
By request; Top R and B, Ragga and happy tunes selected for DM MASSIVE crew member; Rachael -  'Naughty Treacle #1'.  After visit to HQ sporting new head gear this collection is aptly named the 'Bobble Hat' mix 2014.- 20 of the best.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKOtzIo-uYw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq63gG5ejY0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uelHwf8o7_U
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryDOy3AosBw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpBP9dALcWw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHkozMIXZ8w
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1plPyJdXKIY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iQRXuAo6Eg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YROAOQNftJM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixZjoc_jlmQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZvKGXNEI0Y
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2g5Hz17C4is
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7B9i0IKIcA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kr0tTbTbmVA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eol_xRbTwn4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xat1GVnl8-k
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB1D9wWxd2w
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WEtxJ4-sh4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqbpZvtIQZ0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRXCfOYnSZM
Hope you like? Part 2 if you do. :-)

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Sundays - Best day of the week, period.
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'The Electric Frog' - Best provider of house mixes in February. Harri and Sneak clinched it.

https://soundcloud.com/#dj-sneak/dj-sneak-the-budcast-episode-8

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Please Don't Go Scotland !- SWL 'Pro' staying together.
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60fqp2rLUR4
 
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OMG!-Katie's reaction to her chat being on the web (it's good chat). We just wanted to do this selfless gesture for one of the DM crew just because we think she's a star! Why do we do such stuff?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_XI_290cfw

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NO RAIN! - SWL  team ALL in good moods. You in a bad mood? Boo Hoo! We feel for you lady or fella. Let our good mood turn your frown upside down. :-) Try listening to the carefully selected 'happy' tracks below. If you are still in a mood or didn't even crack a smile at the musical greats we have prepared for your enjoyment email us.
HAPPY TRACKS - FEB 2014 SELECTOR - DJ TRAIN WRECK.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6Q3mHyzn78
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kK_eQImKnPA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7FGbhpr2pg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1xO7RwTV4k
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVzJIrpharU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgcovIu3k9o
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQW7I62TNOw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5BJXwNeKsQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-diB65scQU
Email us your 'happy' tracks. If there's a story behind it we'd like to hear it. We will publish the best we get. - SWL team.

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Seriously Hacked Off? Is Thrash Metal tunes the way to zen?

New School beats 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYnFIRc0k6E
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwoM5fLITfk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_L4Rixya64
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnyHcDZHvko
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=af_jSfsKLSI
Old School classics
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFFHSRLl3mY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iwC2QljLn4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfWPqRtozh0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSlSaGcc0QM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlq0lYB3iSM

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Cup half empty? 'The arse has fallen out the bottom of mine' man rants! SWL approached to format a formal complaint to the 'Big Man' (God) to explain hardship during crap weather.
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Weather is still crap 17 days on from previous post. Signs of Global Warming in effect?
 
Too Many Meetings, not enough time. - SWL investigates the amount of meetings large companies arrange which lead to no outcomes. Are meetings the norm to avoid working? It would appear so.
 
12,000 views! - Best Valantines bouquet SWL could wish for. Thanks Guys! Keep the faith, life's good if you let it be. (good words for a song or two)? 
 
www.stronglywordedletter.co.uk rise to page 6 of Google organic links. 

American sites are still ahead but we suspect they are not going to challenge us over 'who's language it is'? (Queens English) and furthermore the UK was quilling Strongly Worded Letters before the good ole USA had even started scribbling their 300 year history.  Again SWL team fend off multi million pound offers to take over site and business. Although offers of Sun Seeker luxury boats was massively tempting.

 
VEHICLE CRIME - ON THE UP - SWL covert team involved in several cases of late.
 
When Will I be Famous? - SWL boss asks (after listening to song).

TOO BUSY ! - We will not be taking on extra staff or offering overtime to our team in the anticipation that you all 'love us' on Valentines day. Personally I have a better face for radio (SWL - boss) so the 'lack of interest' or cards is the normal for us 'plug' ugly guys. If we get 'one card' it's 'a big deal' he went on. When it states 'Dear Son' is an indicator your chat with the ladies is/ or never has worked with the ladies. Nowonderyoursingle.com has a good ring to it but SWL are too busy to take this on as well....
GET THIS! - Heating controlled via app for less than £200. - SWL team boss gets unit installed to 'road test' such great ideas.... Initial reports indicate 'boss is still 'toasty' on our barometer scale. :-)
The world is certainly still spinning. Quick update, things are busy!

Breaking News: BIG BROTHER (DAD) IS WATCHING! -  Forget your Channel 5 pish and all the semi celebrity... who? programs. SWL operations have been instructed to go undercover or 'covert' as intel has lead us to believe that one of the top influencers on this planet (DAD) is keeping a watchful eye on the site. 

Discussions have been cancelled regarding the THEN & NOW approach to who is watching who and for what reasons? In the old days you had to be careful of UNCLE in the TV sense. Look how well that approach has turned out with Operation Yew Tree, Jimmy and co. :-/

SWL team are 'going dark' for the next while to consider our options....


SWL WAS NEVER set up to be some 'Jive Monkey' for corporate gain. Verbal promises of +£50m and ownership of certain 'Carribean islands' to buy the controlling shares of OUR site have not swayed us.  

SWL Team determine no amount of £Millions offered will make us sell up. This site was never about the money or corporate control restricting us from helping the common man. It has always been based on turning that frown upside down first and foremost. Secondly to aid consumers with smarter ways to complain than 'I AM GOING TO KILL YOU' (over a fiver transaction) which SWL team have managed to resolve in five minutes today for the number 1 consumer vehicle checking site in the UK today.

Whoever said February would be quiet was wrong ! (Did anyone actually say it would be quiet)?

For the rest of FEBRUARY? - SWL team are going 'Chuck Norris' -
' We don't sleep, we lie in wait'.

Weather's still crap, that is all.
 
'How to grow the best Watercress'? - Someone guestbooked us 'how' apparently. SWL weren't going to investigate but when someone posts 'BEST' our first reaction is.. 'hang on a sec'?

Seahawks win Superbowl? - Hands up if you give a fuck?

Vehicle crime globally. Manufacturers have collectively decided to make 'shiter looking vehicles' the kind you wouldn't want to be seen 'dead in' let alone steal. Initial reports indicate manufacturers are prepared to see their sales fall off a cliff. No decisions have been made.

'On the road again' - SWL member infected with the 'Willie Nelson's'. Song keeps popping up dead random like? Is it a sign from above or just the Willies?  

I DARE anyone of your other readers to listen to the track. (He went on) We lost interest but did promise we'd post the You Tube link to the song so you can judge for yourself.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gdlyi5mckg0

SWL OUTAGE UPDATE: SWL WILL BE OUT OF ACTION ON THE 14TH FEBRUARY DUE TO TRYING TO CLEAR THE AMOUNT OF VALENTINE CARDS WE EXPECT TO RECEIVE. WE HAVE ALREADY TIPPED THE POSTIE... HE's confirmed he's got the 'big van'.
 
Mortality - An issue that effects us all. - Songs for the funeral  (our top 10 suggestions);

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4kzGhDEURA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byQIPdHMpjc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wv251-QUMk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJFurFRvs8A
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-uTS0qb7Dw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5TwT69i1lU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Da69-pu_pqc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mM0-ZU8njdo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDKO6XYXioc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-pFAFsTFTI

Now the wake is over..... 'Let's get this party started!

Your gone, don't let your mates down with a grim few drinks? It's how we 'used to' large it up that I want to recall and why we were friends......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMxwgfs4ykM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKqV7DB8Iwg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtZAzh0TSAo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMfxI3r_LyA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0f96HQbCY4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsdKPs0zjpw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tx5RYwRys34
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUqC3n7-U2E
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SACTy2rZ7kE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DE5qdZ8nXQA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r83_iyO4rhI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_871872&feature=iv&src_vid=h5EofwRzit0&v=c1QT4VnbQE0




Email us if you have further recommendations for the list. There maybe a full DJ set in this to cheer up any wake.


 
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Jan 2014
"I DON'T Like Mondays! - Sir Bob Geldof's views not changed since the 1979 #1 hit.(says man).
Too much rage in the workplace? - Do you suffer cos it's basically shite? - The SWL team want to know about it.
7003 views, in 4 months (28.1.2014)- The SWL team get some fan mail.  Random emails to the guest book in the last week or so...... We email back and emails bouce back? SWL team discuss 'Conspiracy' tactics of spam emailers. (who send a 100% positive email spam)? The plot thickens.
 
STOP IT!! 
SWL team alerted to the fact someone keeps trying to advertise some Ralph Lauren Outlet online via our site. They do not have our permission for this, therefore SWL will not be mentioning or bring up Ralph Lauren anymore unless the lable wants to discuss providing us some free SWL branded clothing options? I've always been a sucker for good quality freebie stuff. So unless Ralph Lauren, one of the company's directors contacts us or we get a call to promote their brand further through giving us some cool gear we will not be mentioning Ralph Lauren, the brand or how good some of their gear is unless Ralph Lauren gets in touch. Enough about Ralph Lauren and their outlet stores online.
 
Red Squirrels. - Numbers still on the decrease. One Red Squirrel NOT happy about it. (See pictures).
Sensible Advice? We think you will agree. - 'They say that what doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except bears. Bears will kill you.  - Which ever way we look at it we can't argue this one. This is the best bit of advice we have been provided to date in 2014. Send us your 'life lessons' or pieces of sound advice? We know the one about not eating yellow snow by the way.

 
Frustration - 'It's very frustrating'! - Says man with issues.
Who rates Justin Beiber more now he's got caught for drunk driving and refusing to cooperate with police? Nice touch Beiber driving round in a yellow Lamborghini is hardly 'covert' when you're pissed dickhead. 
 
Top 1% of headshots in Call of Duty - Ghosts. - They emailed us.
 
 



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